The Strangeness of being Single

The single life is a life that is both a blessing and a curse. You can go out and set your sites on any person at the bar, as long as they too are single. You can flirt, and dance and enjoy the way peoples eyes tend you stray away from their conversations as you walk by.
You can also go home to an empty bed and cold Chinese food by yourself in the kitchen. I enjoy being single, don't get me wrong, however for someone with way more "stuck up bitch" in her than "video hoe" the choice isn't sleep with him or go home alone, it's always go home alone. Men are wary of a woman who is forward, and the ones who aren't spell T-R-O-U-B-L-E. Rather than court that trouble I think I'll find myself for a while. I'll enjoy the eye candy that so many of these guys are, but I'll bide my time. Hell if all else fails I can be a cat lady.